Monday, April 30, 2007

鲸鱼, whale


今天真累,yesterday night 和娜吃 supper. 是我第一次meet娜. 天啊, 又是一条鲸鱼。

我是王子。ok, actually 我不是。这是我MSN的nick. 为什么叫王子呢? 我也不懂. 就是以前的女朋友取的吧。她说我是她的王子,而她是天堂鸟公主。I still dont understand,天堂鸟很好看meh?! break off 了后我就lonely 了。以前可忙了,她住Jurong, 我住Sengkang,每次出门都送她回家,每天都出门。My friends 都说我是神经病, so far still send her home everyday. 她的friend都说sure or not, he so good meh。往事了,因为my fault, 失去了我的天堂鸟公主。

孤独的生活实在太terrible 了。weekend, at night, during holidays 都要烦找人找节目, if not 就waste the whole day play computer game at home 了。太没life 了。所以就开始找我的next 公主。

I think 我不是很难看,只是有一点点chubby。女孩子都说好抱。yea right. 上班下班,没事做就上MSN, 上ICQ 找找single female,看看有没有luck. who knows?! there will always be other girls as lonely as me right? that's where the trouble begin...

我每次被骗。send photo 来时 look quite pretty. usually 我知道她们都 always a bit plump one. if 身材好的charbo, by now 都被chop lor。I where got chance..... but 每一次meet up 后才realise, 她们send的photo 是 5 years ago 的,是studio的。真人好whale....

Whale... 鲸鱼... 都好大只... 压着我,我不是被压扁! 有些并不难看,有些还很漂亮,but i cannot bring myself to stead with someone bigger size than me leh... 我会自卑的。我要求不高,but at least normal size 一点嘛!!!

娜是我在online谈了quite long 的一个。看了photo... ok 吧,应该有70kg, estimated. 还过的去。样子有一点像我的last 2nd gf. 好吧,let meet.

so last night 我就去meet 她吃supper聊天.... but horrors of horrors, 她..... 她应该有100kg 吧!她的胸还比我的头大! oh my god... no no... this will not be my next 公主。but just like online, 她的personality 很好,很好聊天,but 男人是superficial 的! 我可以accept up to a certain limit, but this is out of my league! 虽然说this is not my type, but 我们也从9点聊到2am! so as a friend 还可以... as a gf... err....
看看这video 吧.... 我没这么伟大.... "This kind of guy is hard to find"

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sorry, this is not deathnote, but you still need to start reading from the first post, if not catch no balls